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See how many of these you can use today!
     How about never?  Is never good for you?
     I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
     Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
     I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
     Ahhh...  I see the *uck-up fairy has visited us again...
     I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
     The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
     I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
     Any connection between you and reality is purely coincidental.
     I like you.  You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
     What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?
     I'm not being rude.  You're just insignificant.
     Thank you.  We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
     of view.
     It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of bad Karma to burn off.
     Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
     No, my powers can only be used for good.
     I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
     You sound reasonable...  Time to up my medication
     Are you a frigging ray of sunshine every day?
     I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
     I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
     I don't work here.  I'm a consultant.
     Who me?  I just wander from room to room.
     My toys!  My toys!  I can't do this job without my toys!
     It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
     really quite busy.
     At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

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